Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Texas Air Traffic Control Conversation

This is just awful....who in their right mind would think this was funny?
OK, OK, OK, fine, I find it funny.

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Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!!"

Pause:

Static.............

Saudi Air:
"DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !

Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
"Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

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