Friday, August 10, 2007

Thoughts That Come To Mind

After looking at this picture so many thoughts came to mind.
Let me share them with you.

1) Why is Ronald McDonald staring at me?

2) How does he get his hair so big? (Patte, a hairdryer again?)

3) If he is standing in the window all the time shouldn't he be tanner?

4) Ronald really needs to cut back on the cigarettes...look at all those wrinkles around his mouth!

5) Why does it look his shirt is actually a pair of hands choking him?

6) Does he get paid to stand there?

7) While he is cutting back on smoking he should lay off the juice too...look how red his nose is!

8) Is he in a gang? What is up with the eye tattoos?

9) Is that make-up permanent?

10) Does it hurt him to keep his eyebrows up so high all the time?

11) Look at all the saggy double chins. It looks like he maybe had gastric bypass surgery and lost a lot of weight quickly. He is trying to prove that his food will not make you fat!

12) I am happy that he is wearing gloves, just in case he turns around and handles any of the food.

What thoughts come to your head after you look at this picture?