The secretary in the office was on the phone with someone requesting a transcript who had been here in the 80's and she told them to put down all possible names she could have been here under to help us find the file.
Then she said...and I quote, "Back then we use to alphabetize the files."
Ummm.....and I guess in today's day and age we just throw them in a heap and dig every time we want one.
Sorry P.B. you had it coming.